This man spoke recently at my college. He is known by someone who knows a professor, who got him invited. This man is mad. What follows is a series of excerpts from a paper he presented to his lecture's audience, some of which is available online.

Let me first share with you the title of the paper he presented:

The Lakewood Observer's Hyper-local Dojo:
Self-Defense and the Ecology of Civic Engagement

Bad opening, Ken. Mixing karate metaphors with urbanism is so early-90s-management-technique it makes me want to kick Mr. Miyagi through a boardroom table.